Cheered up by 'The Australian Medical Dictionary'

Subculture. thefreedictionary.com defines it as ‘a cultural subgroup differentiated by…factors that functionally unify the group and act collectively on each member’ [1]. According to this definition, the medical profession’s a subculture – even though it’s not on Wikipedia’s list of subcultures [2]. One factor delineating a subculture’s a unique vocabulary. Medicine has one. Well, two actually. One’s the official one comprising orthodox medical terminology. And the other’s an unofficial one – that’s known to medical practitioners but not to non-medical people. In general its words, phrases and acronyms are irreverent at best, insulting at worst, and non politically correct always. Also funny. Very funny. Here’s a BBC article from 2003 explaining what I mean [3]. Segueing slightly on from there, is a list of words published in the April 2011 issue of Australian Medicine. Titled ‘The Australian Medical Dictionary’, it comprises definitions of medical terms [4]. But these definitions are funny. No – they’re hilarious. To me, anyway. I wish I had the wit to compose definitions like these. After the week I had last week, ‘The Australian Medical Dictionary’ has helped cheer me up. That’s for sure.