farmdoc's blog post number 444

I don’t have very clear memories of my childhood. But I do have vague recall from my pre-school years, of another boy around our house. He was ghost-like. I saw him little. Or maybe not at all. I just can’t remember. But I do know that after I was about 5-years-old, he totally disappeared. I may have asked where he went. And I may have been told he’d been found to have extraordinary singing and dancing talent, and so he’d been taken to the US to be trained for an international career. My life went on, and those vague memories receded into the mists of time. Until last Sunday, when out of the blue I received an email – from Barr. James Blair at barr.jamesblair2@gmail.com. In the subject line was ‘VERY URGENT, and the email’s text’s follows:

My Name Is Barr. James Blair, Legal Attorney to Michael Jackson. We were working on a charity tour when he had cardiac arrest. As you, sir are a beneficiary of Mr Jackson's will, we have $57Million which we would want to be transferred to your account, so please contact me with your personal details for more information.
It is my wish to see that this money is invested in any organization of your choice and distributed each year among the charity organizations, the poor and the motherless baby's home I want your good humanitarian,to also use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows around.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank in United States MIDFLORIDA BANK in Florida . I will also issue a letter of authority to the bank, which will prove that you are the new beneficiary of Michael Jackson funds. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here in. Hope to hear from you soonest.
I await your reply on this my Dearest faithfully friend.
My Regards To You And Your Family.
Barr. James Blair.

Now it’s all come clear. Michael had all that plastic surgery so he could look like me. And he kept all those animals because he knew one day I’d be a farmer. Anyway I’ve emailed Barr. James Blair telling him my bank account details. As soon as the US$57M’s deposited in my account, I’ll let you know. I am so, so excited. All my dreams are coming true. At last.